EAT THE RICH
WISHLIST ON STEAMTHE STATE OF THE UNION
HE PRINTED HIMSELF $1,
SEASON 0: In Preparation for Revolution
READING LEDGER
THESE SKUs STOP ISSUING FOREVER WHEN SEASON 0 ENDS.
OWNED PITCHFORKS STAY IN YOUR STEAM INVENTORY AND REMAIN TRADABLE.
THE EARLY ACCESS GRAIL
SUMMER SOLSTICE FORK
SEASONAL GRAIL. MINTS ONLY WHILE SEASON 0 IS OPEN — THEN NEVER AGAIN.
THE TROPHY · 1 OF 1
“I'M LE TIRED”
NEVER DROPS. NEVER ROLLS. THE MINISTRY AWARDS ONE COPY TO THE BEST PLAYER OF EARLY ACCESS WHEN SEASON 0 CLOSES.
- SEASON ENDS IN —
- TOTAL ISSUED · SEASON 0
- — UNITS, NOT UNIQUE HOLDERS
- SEASON LENGTH
- 7 DAYS ONE FINITE ISSUANCE WINDOW
SEASON 0 ISSUANCE LEDGER
READING THE PUBLIC LEDGER…
CHOOSE YOUR COMRADE.

TREVON
Born without a dad.
SRIRAM
Born in the wrong country.
OSSAMA
Born on a list.
JOSE
Born a workhorse.
VERONIKA
Born to find a rich husband.
WEI
Born a rounding error.
JARED
Born to die.
THE MANIFESTO
EAT THE RICH OR ROB THE POOR.
BECOME THE 1% OF THE 99%.
2036. President Tump Jr, America's first tree president, declares $TUMP the national currency. Money is worthless. It is now the pitchfork economy.